- Dave Briggs: We can't let Derek down, Bob, he needs our help.
- Bob Louis: That's not what he said.
- Dave Briggs: Not in as many words.
- Bob Louis: "Piss off, you pair of tosspots." Is what he actually said.
- Dave Briggs: He was just being theatrical, these people are highly strung.
- Simon: You know, for one delicious moment, I thought you were going to be a widow there, Jane. Go on, admit it, you had your fingers crossed. Just two tablets away from perfect happiness. And a half decent T.V. series.
- Dave Briggs: Must be off to learn my lines.
- Simon: Lines? Didn't think you had any lines.
- Dave Briggs: Thought I just make some up, have something to say while I'm standing in the background. You know, the rhythm method.
- Simon: Method acting.
- Viking: I wouldn't worry about it if I were you, it's your first time. I mean, I remember my first appearance. I was supposed to be a vicious SS officer in Colditz. All I had to do was walk across the courtyard, look up and shout "Gott in Himmel!" Could I get it right? I kept shouting, then looking up. The director said it was like a bird had pooed on my head. Oh, I was wrecked at the end of it, they cut the scene anyway. Another drink?
- Bob Louis: Pint.
- Dave Briggs: Campari and Soda, luvvie.