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"Desperate Housewives" Silly People (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Ed Ferrara: So, the pig actually eats the bacon?

Tom Scavo: Uh, huh, yeah.

Ed Ferrara: I don't see the client doing a happy dance over the whole cannibalism theme.

Lynette Scavo: Well, Tom, why don't you pitch him the other idea you came up with last night. You know the one where people love bacon so much they want to keep it a secret.

Ed Ferrara: What like a secret underground society of bacon eaters?

Tom Scavo: More like my college fraternity, where, you know, everybody wanted in, but we only took the coolest guys.

Ed Ferrara: You were Greek?

Tom Scavo: Alpha Tau Omega.

Ed Ferrara: I was Phi Kap.

Tom Scavo: You?

Ed Ferrara: And I don't remember you having to be that cool to pledge ATO.

Tom Scavo: Look, if I had a nickel for every Phi Kap that I tied to a freeway sign.

Ed Ferrara: Scavo, if you were my pledge, I would've made you my bitch.

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Carlos: What, so you don't get what you want, you just walk off and pout?

Gabrielle: Oh, this isn't about me. This is about our great nation, and I have no intention of statisfying a man who isn't willing to stand up for and help spread the ideas and values of the United States of America.

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