Mary Alice Young: Suburbia is a battleground, an arena for all forms of domestic combat. Husbands clash with wives, parents cross swords with children, but the bloodiest battles often involve women and their mothers-in-law.
Gabrielle Solis: Thank you, Yoa Lin
Juanita Solis: I don't see why you have her
Gabrielle Solis: It's a big house. I need help.
Juanita Solis: It's only called help when you do some of the work yourself.
Gabrielle Solis: I supervise.
Juanita Solis: You pay her $300 a week. That's $15,000 a year. Carlos, you always say how you're not putting enough away for retirement!
Carlos Solis: You know, baby, if would be a good idea if we cut back on expenses.
Gabrielle Solis: You expect me to take care of this place all by myself?
Carlos Solis: Other women manage...
Carlos Solis: Mmmmm... that's nice...
Gabrielle Solis: You like that?
Carlos Solis: Oh yeah.
Gabrielle Solis: God, I'm gonna miss this, Carlos.
Carlos Solis: What do you mean?
Gabrielle Solis: Well, since, I'm gonna have to be doing the cooking, and the cleaning, and all the shopping, like the other wives...
Carlos Solis: Mmmm hmmm
Gabrielle Solis: I'm going to be exhausted at night, just like all the other wives, til I build up my stamina, of course, but that might take a couple of years.
Susan Mayer: Hey Paul
Paul Young: Hi Susan
Susan Mayer: I got to say, I was a little surprised to see Mary Alice's award for sale. She got it for doing charity work, from the Chamber of Commerce.
Paul Young: Zach and I are moving. We don't need to carry any more with us than is absolutely necessary.
Susan Mayer: That makes sense. Still, I just want to make sure you didnt want to keep it, for Zach, something to remember his mother by.
Paul Young: Zach doesn't need a piece of glass to remember his mother. I'm out of newspaper. Here, let's call it ten bucks for everything.
Susan Mayer: Great. Speaking of Zach, I haven't seen him around lately.
Paul Young: He's been a bit depressed. I thought he could use a change of scenery, so I sent him to stay with relatives.
Susan Mayer: Oh, which ones?
Paul Young: You don't know them.
Susan Mayer: So, how'd you get the fat lip?
Paul Young: The usual way. Asking too many questions.
Gabrielle Solis: Did you find out where Zach is?
Susan Mayer: No, but I can tell you this much. He's not staying with relatives.
Lynette Scavo: I'm not surprised that he's playing it close to the vest. Paul knows we're on to him.
Bree Van De Kamp: Zach said Mary Alice killed herself because of something that he had done, something bad. Is there anyone else who'd know what he was talking about?
Susan Mayer: No. That's why we have to find him. It's the only way we'll know the truth.
Bree Van De Kamp: It just doesn't make any sense. Zach is such a sweet kid. I can't imagine him doing anything that terrible.
Gabrielle Solis: Well, he did break into your house. I mean, the kid is obviously troubled in some way.