Designing Women (TV Series)

Tyrone (1989)

Jean Smart: Charlene Frazier Stillfield

Quotes 

• Suzanne Sugarbaker : [leaning her chin in towards Julia]  Julia, do you see anything else there?

  Julia Sugarbaker : No Suzanne, I don't.

  Suzanne Sugarbaker : Good. Cause if I get another one, I'm just gonna have to get a gun and shoot myself through the head.

  Mary Jo Shively : Why don't you shoot yourself in the chin? Maybe that way you'll hit the root.

  Suzanne Sugarbaker : I'm glad you all find this so amusing.

  Charlene Frazier Stillfield : Oh c'mon, Suzanne. Don't you think you're being just a little bit shallow?

  Suzanne Sugarbaker : No I do not Charlene. I don't think it is shallow not to want to go through life wearing a goatee.

• Tyrone : [Tyrone watches as Julia frosts Anthony's birthday cake]  Man, this is a good looking cake.

  Julia Sugarbaker : We're gonna have to make one for your birthday. What kind do you like?

  Tyrone : I don't know. I've never had a birthday cake.

  Charlene Frazier Stillfield : You haven't...?

  Tyrone : Naw, but that's ok. I really don't like cake anyway.

  Mary Jo Shively : So, Tyrone, what'd you get Anthony?

  Tyrone : Some socks. If I'd had the money I could have gotten something from my uncle. He's in merchandising.

  Mary Jo Shively : Oh? Where?

  Tyrone : Everywhere. Mostly gas stations. He sells jewelry, stuffed animals, air fresheners. When I get my first paycheck I'm gonna buy all you guys ankle bracelets with you names and birthstones on 'em.

  Julia Sugarbaker : Aww, that's so sweet, Tyrone. We want you to save your money.

  Tyrone : Why? It's just green paper with dead presidents on it.

  Mary Jo Shively : Kinda has your philosophy, doesn't he Suzanne.