- [Simon has been angrily yelling at Laura, a deaf woman]
- Laura: Don't shout.
- Marshal Simon Fry: Who says I'm shouting!
- Laura: Your neck cords gave you away.
- Sergeant Hapgood Tasker: [about Laura] She's sure a tough female to figure.
- Marshal Simon Fry: Well, it makes me feel a lot better seein' the expert's havin' trouble, too.
- Marshal Simon Fry: You keep your eye open on any strangers comin' into town.
- Sergeant Hapgood Tasker: Somebody better keep an eye on her.
- Marshal Simon Fry: Leave her to me.
- Sergeant Hapgood Tasker: Simon... swap chores with you?
- Marshal Simon Fry: You gotta misplaced funny bone, Sarge. It's in your head.
- Clay McCord: How come you're so all fired set on goin' with Laura, Sarge?
- Sergeant Hapgood Tasker: How come? Why imagine ridin' all the way to Boston with a woman who'd let me do all the talkin'!
- Marshal Simon Fry: Somethin' tells me if you were to go, she'd just close her eyes and turn you off.