"Dempsey and Makepeace" Love You to Death (TV Episode 1985) Poster

Michael Brandon: Dempsey

Quotes 

  • Dempsey : Did you ever read F. Scott Fitzgerald?

    Makepeace : Yes.

    Dempsey : Well Zelda Fitzgerald, she used to say: she was never happy in a room that didn't have an open suitcase in it.

    Makepeace : She went nutty. That says something about you.

  • Dempsey : Contrary to what you may believe, I am not the Romeo of the NYPD. Though I could tell you a few stories that would curl your hair.

    Makepeace : I've always wanted curly hair.

    Dempsey : Well then stick your finger in a wall socket, 'cause you ain't gettin' it from me.

  • Dempsey : There was a young lady in my apartment?

    Foley : Yeah, she let me in. Well, she opened the door.

    Dempsey : Can you describe her?

    Foley : She... didn't have any clothes on.

    Dempsey : You mean she was in the buff?

    Foley : I couldn't say whether she was in the bath or not. But, eh...

    Dempsey : No, no, buff, naked.

    Foley : She had your robe on. You mean... you weren't there?

    Dempsey : Not only was I not there, I didn't know she was.

  • Dempsey : I know what you're thinking, Harry.

    Makepeace : It's this plate glass forehead of mine.

    Dempsey : You may find this hard to believe, but I am actually on good terms with all my ex-girlfriends.

    Makepeace : All of them?

    Dempsey : Yep, all. But if I wasn't it wouldn't be my head they'd be trying to blow off.

  • [Dempsey sits down at café table, unaware that Cathy the waitress is the woman who stalks and attempted to kill him] 

    Catherine Warren : Hi, Cath, how you doin'?

    Catherine Warren : Fine. How about you?

    Dempsey : Well, you know how it is, life is hard...

    Catherine Warren : And then you die.

    [Cathy laughs] 

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