Dempsey and Makepeace (TV Series)

Armed and Extremely Dangerous (1985)

Glynis Barber: Makepeace

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Quotes 

• Dempsey : Listen, babe...

  Makepeace : DON'T you babe me!

• Makepeace : [posing as a waitress]  What you lot want?

  Spikings : Lager.

  Makepeace : What about you?

  Dempsey : [thinks for a moment]  Scotch on the rocks.

  Makepeace : Got no bleedin' rocks here, mate, you'll have to make do with a lump of ice.

• Makepeace : Look, leftenant...

  Dempsey : Lieutenant.

  Makepeace : Somehow I don't think this is going to work.

  Dempsey : Why is that?

  Makepeace : I mean, how can we carry this off, if we don't even like each other?

  Dempsey : Well who says we have to like each other? Lots of married couples hate each other's guts. We could be one of them. What do you say, Sharon, baby?

• Dempsey : If you need any help, just call me.

  Makepeace : I will, leftenant.

  Dempsey : Lieutenant. Lieutenant. You can say that, can't ya, sergeant? You just put your lips together and you go 'oooh'.

• Makepeace : What the hell is that?

  Dempsey : It ain't caviar.

• Makepeace : Don't tap your nose at me again, I've had it. No more hunches!

• Lord Winfield : My dear, the head of this whole department happens to be none other than old Commander Duffield.

  Makepeace : Uncle Duffy? But he went peculiar!

  Lord Winfield : Well yes, exactly.

• Makepeace : [trying to untie the ropes that bind them]  Maybe we're doing this the wrong way round.

  Dempsey : Huh?

  Makepeace : Maybe you should be doing this to me.

  Dempsey : Sergeant, this is not time for old world humor.

• Makepeace : Well how come you had already booked a suite when you told me it was a spur of the moment idea?

  Dempsey : Oh, it was a spur, it was just a different spur. Based on the advice of my father.

  [takes a bite of caviar] 

  Makepeace : Oh yes?

  Dempsey : Yeah, he always said: whenever you check into a new city, always reserve the honeymoon suite.

  Makepeace : Even when you're traveling alone?

  Dempsey : Well like my father said: you never know when you might get lucky.

  [offers her a spoonful of caviar] 

• Dempsey : Am I right or am I right?

  Makepeace : Relax, you're right!

  Dempsey : Thanks a lot.

• Makepeace : With the greatest respect, leftenant, there are several flaws in that argument...

  Dempsey : Believe me, sergeant, Believe this.

  [touches his nose] 

  Dempsey : Believe the nose. The nose knows. I'm telling you.

  Makepeace : I've got one too.

  Dempsey : Well don't it tell you nothing?