Craig: You know you are a great guy. The most honest, down-to-earth, nicest person that I know. You're a little short, but that just adds to the cuteness. That I would find you to be. If you were a girl or I was not a guy.
[points to himself]
Craig: Is not gay. Just tell me this is helping.
Marco: You're telling me what I really want to hear. I appreciate it, thanks. If you want to help tell me I'm an idiot.
Craig: You're an idiot?
Marco: I can't go downstairs. I can't stay here. I can't talk to Dylan. What do I do?
Dylan: [Comes up behind them] Marco?
[Marco kisses Craig so that Dylan can see, then pulls back quickly]
Dylan: I, um-wow.
Craig: So when in doubt you kiss Craig?
Marco: I gotta settle this with Dylan.
Craig: Yeah you do. You really, really do!
Principal Daphne Hatzilakos: I'm willing to offer summer school.
Spinner: But that only gives me two credits, that's not enough to graduate. I mean, that's a whole year of my life I have to do over. That's not fair!
Principal Daphne Hatzilakos: What's not fair is that Rick Murray is dead as an indirect result of your bullying.
Spinner: If I'm still serving you ten years from now, kill me.
Jay Hogart: Well, study hard and stay in school. Oh, right. You got us expelled.
Jay Hogart: Look, I know math wasn't your strongest subject, but yearbooks plus fire equals the whole school up in flames. Oh yeah, and us in jail.
Spinner: [smirks, lights a lighter]
Jay Hogart: Put the toy away, fliphead.
Spinner: You're stopping me?
Jay Hogart: Shocking, but true.
Spinner: You're a freak... in the same way that I am!
Jay Hogart: Yeah, well at least I'm not torching the school! Do you want your former friends to suffer? Huh, do you?
Spinner: I want them back!
Jay Hogart: Listen! As your friend substitute, I'm telling you. This isn't the way! It's not.
Jay Hogart: The last thing I want to see is me smiling goofily and hanging off my bestest friends.