Degrassi: The Next Generation (TV Series)

Modern Love (2005)

Cassie Steele: Manny Santos

Quotes 

• Hazel : [to Manny]  Just so you know, I am not cool with you taking over.

  Manny Santos : Relax, Paige won't care, she's too wrapped up in Matt to even notice.

  Hazel : It's a crush. No big thing.

  Manny Santos : You don't have to lie. Paige told me about her hot after-school affair.

  [Hazel looks confused] 

  Manny Santos : Oops... I did it again.

• Manny Santos : [to Paige]  Happy weekend, Paige!

  [Paige ignores her] 

  Manny Santos : Why, thanks, Manny, and thanks for taking my practice this morning.

  Paige : You want me to thank you? For what? Dropping a dirty bomb on my life?

  Manny Santos : Practice went awesome without you and if you ask some of us, that wasn't a coincidence.

  Paige : You told Hazel when you swore that you wouldn't.

  Manny Santos : I thought she knew, okay? Chill.

  Paige : Don't use your outdated slang on me. I doubt that your mouth is even connected to your tiny, shriveled boy-obsessed brain.

  Manny Santos : I'm the dumb one? Who still hasn't figured out no to chase older guys? Guys so out of her league it's not funny.

  Paige : Big words for someone who picks up my leftovers.

  [People start looking at the two. Paige walks away and Manny pulls her arm back] 

  Manny Santos : Could you be more self-obsessed? All you think about is your own butt which would require a lot of though given that it's huge!

  [Manny kicks Paige's butt as Paige walks away. Paige turns around and slaps Manny in the face. Manny drops her books and starts pulling on Paige's hair. People crowd and watch the fight until Principal Hatzilakos and Mr. Oleander break up the fight. Mr. Oleander grabs Manny and Mrs. Hatzilakos grabs Paige] 

  Matt Oleander : MANNY! Calm down!

  Manny Santos : Hey Mr. Pedophile-I MEAN, Mr. Oleander. Don't make your girlfriend Paige even more jealous of me!

  Principal Daphne Hatzilakos : Manny. My office - Monday. Paige, Mr. Oleander, now!

• Manny Santos : [to Emma]  Em, what's wrong with your eyes?

  Emma : I'm trying to kill Chris with my mind.

  Manny Santos : Oh, goody. Then you can get Spinner, Jay, Craig, JT, Nate and Sean.

  Chantay Black : Here's me wishing I let my dad talk me into an all-girl school.

• Chantay Black : [to Manny]  So Paige basically fights you because of a guy?

  Manny Santos : Paige basically fights me because she's a psycho wench.

  Emma : She fought you because guys are always turning women against each other.