Johnny Smith: Listen to yourself, Johnny. You're talking to a tornado.
Johnny Smith: If you let me go, I'll tell you how you're gonna break your leg.
Bruce Lewis: Break my leg?
Johnny Smith: Big white cast...clump...clump...clumping around for six weeks. I can save you all that pain.
Bruce Lewis: Liar. You didn't see any broken leg.
Johnny Smith: Suit yourself.
Johnny Smith: You know how your skin all red and itchy under the cast and you can't scratch it?
Bruce Lewis: That's not funny.