Dawson's Creek (TV Series)

Double Date (1998)

Katie Holmes: Joey Potter

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• Pacey : Amazing. Personality like yours and you still can't get any dates.

  Joey : Even more amazing, personality like yours and you can.

• Dr. Rand : I'd like you to meet your new lab partner.

  Joey : Him?

  Pacey : Her? Dr. Rand, I'd like to lodge a formal protest. You never told me I was going to be working with a repressed control freak.

  Joey : Yeah, and you never said my grade was dependent upon some remedial underachiever.

  Dr. Rand : I see introductions are unnecessary.

• Joey : Wait a second. You're taking romantic advice from a guy who spent his evening trying to get 3 snails to sleep together?

• Joey : Let me get this straight. You've tried to create some sort of a snail menage-a-trois?

  Pacey : Well, it sounds stupid when you say it out loud, but I just saw this really pretty snail in the tank over by the window, and I don't know. Last night it just seemed really brilliant.

  Joey : Let me fill ya in on something here. You know this pretty little snail over here by the window? It's what you call a carnivorous snail, and do you know what carnivorous snails eat?

  Pacey : Other snails.

  Joey : Yeah, other snails. Other snails such as our snails, such as the snails we are desperately relying on to raise our marine biology grades.

• Pacey : Please, summer school?

  Joey : Yeah.

  Pacey : It'll never happen. Only morons go to summer school.

  Joey : Oh yeah? Well, the last time I checked you were pulling a stellar F-minus, so without this extra-credit project, Pacey, I'm very well certain that your grade will not only place you squarely among the morons, but you may very well be their leader.

• Joey : You take one more step in this direction and I can almost guarantee you a permanent disability.