- Daria: Isn't modeling for people who drop out of high school to pursue a career based solely on youth and looks, both of which are inevitably declared dead by age 25?
- Ms. Angela Li: Do you have a point, Ms. Morgendorffer?
- Jane: And don't fashion people squander their lives loudly worshiping all that is superficial and meaningless, while the rest of the planet keeps riding a roller coaster to hell?
- Ms. Angela Li: Modeling is a competitive field, yes, but the financial rewards are great. As principal, I'd be cheating our student body if I didn't allow them every opportunity to fulfill their potential.
- Daria: Excuse me. Can we assume the financial rewards are great for the school as well?
- Ms. Angela Li: That is really none of your business!
- Daria: But I don't want to miss a lesson in applied economics. I'm trying to fulfill my potential.
- Daria: So then Miss Li admits to doing this to pay for new bullet-proof skylights. The whole thing's enough to turn your stomach. Which I guess is good if you want to be a model. Eases the transition to bulimia.
- Claude: Now, girls, you're little kittens in an animal shelter. You have to look sad and helpless so someone will adopt you, or else it's kitty heaven.
- Quinn: That's so sad!
- Stacy Rowe: You really get the idea he's been there.
- Jane: [Jane and Daria are in the audience watching from afar]
- [laughs]
- Jane: Kitty heaven?
- Daria: How does he know they're not going to kitty hell?
- Daria: Maybe there's a go-go bar downtown that would like to come here and recruit lap dancers.
- Jodie Abigail Landon: Don't mention that idea to Brittany.