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"Daria" Groped by an Angel (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Mr. Timothy O'Neill: All right, why did the soothsayer tell Caesar to beware the Ides of March? Who wants to take a stab?

[he laughs at his pun, the class doesn't]

Mr. Timothy O'Neill: Kevin?

Kevin Thompson: Uh, because the Ides were going to do something mean to him?

Mr. Timothy O'Neill: The Ides aren't people, they're a time of the month.

Kevin Thompson: Ewww, gross! Well, there's your answer!

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Quinn: If I hadn't got up that minute, that thing would have hit my head.

Daria: Or something vital.

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Stacy: If people in really poor countries can't get food, does that mean they can't get diet soda either?

Tiffany: Then how do they stay so thin?

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Daria: So now my once rational mother is telling me that I have to respect Quinn's beliefs.

Jane: Well I suppose the earth *could* be flat.

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Daria: [Quinn is watching TV] Quinn, you're watching an educational program.

Quinn: Eh, what's the difference? My angel is gone.

Daria: Maybe he's just stuck in the engine of a jumbo jet.

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Stacy: Wow, a real life miracle.

Tiffany: Like in that movie about the Bible.

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