Mr. Timothy O'Neill: All right, why did the soothsayer tell Caesar to beware the Ides of March? Who wants to take a stab?
[he laughs at his pun, the class doesn't]
Mr. Timothy O'Neill: Kevin?
Kevin Thompson: Uh, because the Ides were going to do something mean to him?
Mr. Timothy O'Neill: The Ides aren't people, they're a time of the month.
Kevin Thompson: Ewww, gross! Well, there's your answer!
Quinn: If I hadn't got up that minute, that thing would have hit my head.
Daria: Or something vital.
Stacy: If people in really poor countries can't get food, does that mean they can't get diet soda either?
Tiffany: Then how do they stay so thin?
Daria: So now my once rational mother is telling me that I have to respect Quinn's beliefs.
Jane: Well I suppose the earth *could* be flat.
Daria: [Quinn is watching TV] Quinn, you're watching an educational program.
Quinn: Eh, what's the difference? My angel is gone.
Daria: Maybe he's just stuck in the engine of a jumbo jet.