- Mr. Timothy O'Neill: All right, why did the soothsayer tell Caesar to beware the Ides of March? Who wants to take a stab?
- [he laughs at his pun, the class doesn't]
- Mr. Timothy O'Neill: Kevin?
- Kevin Thompson: Uh, because the Ides were going to do something mean to him?
- Mr. Timothy O'Neill: The Ides aren't people, they're a time of the month.
- Kevin Thompson: Ewww, gross! Well, there's your answer!
- Trent Lane: Hey, we're Mystik Spiral and we're here to honor...
- [looks at a scrap of paper]
- Trent Lane: Brittany Taylor, 'cause "Every Dog Has His Day"!
- Brittany Taylor: [angrily] What'd they call me?