- [Danny has just got a 'C' on his test]
- Danny Fenton: Man, if only I had something I could take this out on!
- The Box Ghost: [Appears] I am the Box Ghost! And once I empty you of your useless papers, your wonderful squarness will be mine!
- Danny Fenton: [going ghost] Hello misplaced aggression.
- Tucker Foley: You've got five minutes.
- Danny Fenton: Which is four more than I'll need.
- Vice Principal Lancer: [in class, reading from an article] Brooding genius, Daniel Fenton did what no other researcher dared to do. 'Got close enough to this rare purple-back gorilla to realize that Sampson was actually a Delilah.
- [stops, indignant]
- Vice Principal Lancer: No body at that zoo ever bothered to see it was boy or a girl?
- Danny Fenton: [shrugging] That's weird, uh. Well maybe they were respecting her privacy.
- Vice Principal Lancer: [walking over to Danny's desk, while grading his paper] Well Fenton, I have to admit I am impressed. You wanted to get your grade up so bad you risked getting mauled by a gorilla.
- [giving him his paper]
- Vice Principal Lancer: C.
- Danny Fenton: [in denial] A C? I almost get killed by a gho..rilla and all I get is a C?
- Vice Principal Lancer: [leaving class] Life's a big mystery, isn't it Fenton. Next time you want to get your grade up try the library.