Mainwaring complains about a man's 'sissy' appearance and luggage during a briefing on a training mission. He'll play a secret agent to be guarded anonymously, while HQ sends equally secret counter agents to identify and catch him. So all civilians are mistrusted or ignored, including a military experiment researcher's warning for an escaped gorilla. The (fake) ape certainly makes a monkey of the verger and the warden, who are determined to betray the platoon. The battle of daft wits continues. Written by
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During the opening scenes in the church yard, you can see the planks and sawdust from the episode Everybody's Trucking still laying against the wall. Studio scenes for several episodes obviously shot at same time with little thought to continuity. See more
Hodges is liberally doused with yellow marker dye from above, but afterwards the staining is only patchy and varies between scenes and even shots. See more
Capt. George Mainwaring
You can't move swiftly across country loaded down with that.
Pte. James Frazer
He couldnae move swiftly across country stark naked!
Tip-Toe thru' the Tulips with Me
Music by Joseph A. Burke
Lyrics by Al Dubin
Sung by Mainwaring after being injected with tranquiliser See more