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- Dominic Da Vinci: I wasn't talking to you. If I was talking to you I would've said, "Hey, asshole!" But I didn't, did I?
- [Police Chief Bill Jacobs and his right hand man, Sgt. Charlie Klotchko, are walking along together hurriedly. Dominic Da Vinci runs after them]
- Dominic Da Vinci: Hey Bill... Bill. How are ya? Got a minute?
- Police Chief Bill Jacobs: Evening, Dom.
- Sgt. Charlie Klotchko: We're a little pressed for time.
- Dominic Da Vinci: I wasn't talking to you. If I was talking to you, I would have said, "hey asshole".
- Constable Dino Rosario: I just wanted to congratulate you. What, you been on the job for two weeks already.
- Sgt. Charlie Klotchko: That's right.
- Constable Dino Rosario: So you must be half way up the Chief's ass by now.
- Sgt. Charlie Klotchko: Yeah, yeah, far enough I can just about touch your toes.
- Dominic Da Vinci: I wasn't talking to you. If I was talking to you I would've said, "Hey, asshole!" But I didn't, did I?