Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

Thor (2001)

Cheryl Hines: Cheryl David

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• Larry : OK... Wanda...

  Wanda Sykes : Oh, you know who I am, okay. Thought I had to turn around and show you my big ass.

  Larry : You completely, completely misinterpreted that...

  Wanda Sykes : Completely what?

  Larry : I didn't say you had a big ass.

  Wanda Sykes : How am I supposed to take that? You yelled out "Hey, Big Ass Wanda!"

  Larry : No, I didn't say "big ass". I was just saying hello! I was just trying...

  Wanda Sykes : Is *that* how you say "hello"?

  Larry : Uh, well...

  Wanda Sykes : Is that

  [waving] 

  Wanda Sykes : "Hey, Big Ass!" Or "Hey, Assy!" "Hey, I know your ass!" What is that? That's not how you say hello, is it?

  Larry : Perhaps not.

  Wanda Sykes : So something about my ass has made you download it and store it in your memory.

  Larry : No, no, that's not so.

  Cheryl David : [under her breath]  Oh, brother.

  Wanda Sykes : [to Cheryl]  What is wrong with this man?

  Cheryl David : I don't know. We were just having this discussion.

  Wanda Sykes : Did you tell him how wrong it is to even say something like that?

  Cheryl David : Yeah! Believe me, I told him.

  Wanda Sykes : You know, a woman's ass is very personal.

  Cheryl David : I didn't know he was so obsessed with asses until today.

  Larry : What? What are you saying?

  Wanda Sykes : This man... you know what? You have an ass man. Larry, you are an ass man.

  Larry : I am not an ass man!

  Wanda Sykes : [pointing at Larry]  You are an ass man.

  Cheryl David : He's got some sort of fetish that I didn't even know about.

  Larry : What? A fetish? Hey, I don't have any ass fetish, okay? Let me get that straight.

  Cheryl David : He's obsessed with asses. I'm just finding that out.

  Larry : Obsessed with asses? I am not obsessed with asses.

  Wanda Sykes : OK, assy. And what is that, that shit all over you? What you been doing, scrounging around looking for asses? All under the bleachers and stuff, "oh, where's the ass?"

• Cheryl David : By the way, why did you tell Wanda she has a big ass?

  Larry : I didn't tell Wanda she had a big ass.

  Cheryl David : She just called me and told me.

  Larry : I didn't say she had a big ass, OK? I yelled out the window and I said "I'd know that tush anywhere." That's all I said.

  Cheryl David : Why would you do that? Why would you even comment about her ass?

  Larry : Why, what's the big deal?

  Cheryl David : Because you might as well just call out and say, "Hey, you got a really big ass." It's the same thing.

  Larry : It was just a friendly remark, that's all.

  Cheryl David : That's a friendly remark?

  Larry : Yeah, I was just being nice! I was being nice and chummy!

  Cheryl David : You don't yell a comment about a woman's ass. There's only one way to take it.

  Larry : No, no. If she had a small ass I could have said "I'd know that tush anywhere." So what?

  Cheryl David : You shouldn't say anything at all. You know, you just shouldn't talk about it.

  Larry : Anyway, why, what's the big deal? What if I did say she has a big ass? So what? That's not so terrible. What's the matter with a big ass? I like big asses, there's no problem.

  Cheryl David : [laughs sardonically]  You like big asses?

  Larry : I don't mind a big ass. I mean, no, not necessarily big...

  Cheryl David : [getting mad]  No no no, no, this is interesting. You love big asses?

  Larry : No, I don't love big asses!

  Cheryl David : How big do you like them?

  Larry : I like them just the regular, I like them just like yours, okay?

  Cheryl David : Oh-hoh!...

  Larry : That's how I like 'em.

  Cheryl David : ...because mine is, uh, REALLY BIG and I like 'em big!

  Larry : No, it's not really big. It's not. It's a good size.

  Cheryl David : That's what you just said, you just said "I love big asses and I like yours!"

  Larry : [stammering]  No, I said I don't mind 'em. I like your... yeah, I like, you know, uh...

  Cheryl David : Ah, you see? There are a lot of things about you that I don't know

  Larry : NO! There's nothing about me! You're not finding anything... you think you're finding out something?

  Cheryl David : Yeah, I didn't even know you have this... ASS fetish.

  Larry : Don't say I have... I don't have an ass fetish!

  Cheryl David : No no, this is very kinky. It's like all this stuff is unfolding now.