Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

The Bowtie (2005)

Bob Einstein: Marty Funkhouser

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• Larry David : [about Lesbians]  I'm their biggest supporter!

  Marty Funkhouser : You're their biggest supporter?

  Larry David : Yeah.

  Marty Funkhouser : Well, then they're in a lot of trouble.

• Marty Funkhouser : [referring to his lesbian daughter's new boyfriend]  I said, "Dan, this is Larry David." Then I left you.

  Larry David : And I said "Hi", I said "Hello." I said "Hi Dan"...

  Marty Funkhouser : Yeah... yeah... yeah, what else?

  Larry David : You know, little small talk, "how, how you doin', where you from" and all that...

  Marty Funkhouser : That's it?

  Larry David : ...and then what did I say, I said, "It must be hard, as a guy, to follow..."

  Marty Funkhouser : Why didn't you just say, "Hello, Dan. I'm Larry. Nice to meet you."

  Larry David : I said that. I said "hi" and then I said that.

  Marty Funkhouser : What is wrong with you?

  Larry David : Problem?

  Marty Funkhouser : Yeah, problem! Now she's back with a woman!

  Larry David : [referring to the lesbian patrons in the restaurant]  No wonder why they're all being so nice to me in there! They're all smiling at me. Of course, it makes perfect sense.

  Marty Funkhouser : I want to say something else - you left my party before dessert! How can you do that? It's not proper etiquette.

  Larry David : I don't subscribe to the "wait for dessert" rule before you can leave a party.

  Marty Funkhouser : No one cares what you subscribe to, okay? We were trying to recreate what happened 25 years ago, and I said "Larry, would you like to make a toast?" And someone said, "Larry went home to take a shit."