Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

The Baptism (2001)

Christopher Darga: Man in Airport #1

Quotes 

• Man in Airport #1 : I don't have your ticket.

  Larry : Yeah, right, yeah.

  Man in Airport #1 : I have my *own* ticket.

  Larry : Yeah, oh, of course you do.

  Man in Airport #1 : It's a bereavement fare. My mother's dead.

  Larry : Yeah, right, okay, yeah. I'd like to take a look at it, okay? Yeah. It's your ticket... right?

  Man in Airport #1 : You wanna see my ticket?

  Larry : Yeah, I do! Yeah.

  Man in Airport #1 : Okay, you wanna see?

  Larry : Yeah, I do, yeah.

  Man in Airport #1 : Okay, you wanna see? Let's take a look, alright? Shall we?

  Larry : Let's take a look! Yeah! Yeah!

  Man in Airport #1 : What's the name written right here? Is it your name? No, it's mine: Chris Darga. See, if this were *yours*, it would say: Fucking Douchebag. Asshole.

  Larry : Sorry... about your mother.