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"Curb Your Enthusiasm" Ted and Mary (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Larry: Nice shoes.

Man in bowling alley: Thanks.

Larry: I think they're mine.

Man in bowling alley: You're kidding.

Larry: Kidding? No, they're my shoes.

Man in bowling alley: They're your shoes?

Larry: Yeah.

Man in bowling alley: How could they be your shoes?

Larry: How could they be? Because that guy gave them to you by mistake the other day.

Man in bowling alley: Well that's weird.

Larry: What? What's weird?

Man in bowling alley: That he would give me those shoes.

Larry: No, that's not weird. What's weird is that you would put them on, that's what's weird.

Man in bowling alley: Aw, you mean it's not weird that he would give me these shoes?

Larry: No, that's a mistake.

Man in bowling alley: They're not my shoes and he gave them to me.

Larry: Yeah, that's a mistake. That's an honest mistake. What's weird is that you would take shoes that don't belong to you and put them on, that's weird.

Man in bowling alley: Or even weirder that you left without even your shoes.

Larry: That's not that weird, I had nothing else to wear.

Man in bowling alley: Well that would be kinda weird.

Larry: No, that's gonna be weird for you now after I get the shoes back. That'll be weird.

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Larry: Let me tell you something. Nothing, *nothing* gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg. Nothing. I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip ya out. I will flip you out.

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