- [while ordering coffee at Starbucks]
- Larry David: I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.
- Larry: This is very good by the way. Thank you! It's a cafe latte?... What is that... milk?
- Starbucks employee: Milk... uh... and coffee.
- Larry: Milk and coffee! Who would've thought? Milk and coffee! Oh my God. What a drink! It's milk and coffee, mixed together!
- [talking about Starbucks]
- Larry: You've gotta go there, sit down, have a donut, have a bagel!