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"Curb Your Enthusiasm" Opening Night (TV Episode 2004) Poster

(TV Series)

(2004)

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Bellman: This is your key, access to your room. It's a card. This is a card slot. Simply insert the card into the slot, there's a beeping, wait a second, firmly apply pressure, and in you go.

Larry David: That's fascinating.

Bellman: Some of the amenities quickly. You have a telephone; dial 9 to get out. Uh, a television here. And you have a remote control for power on and off, channel up and down, volume up and down. A minibar also underneath.

Larry David: Got it, got it.

Bellman: Thermostat for air temperature control.

Larry David: Yeah, I've seen those.

Bellman: Uhh, bathroom with a shower.

Larry David: To turn on the water you go like that with your wrist and the water comes out?

[makes twist motion]

Bellman: Y-yes. Uh, the cold is on the right.

Larry David: Uh-huh, okay. And that's a window?

Bellman: Yes.

Larry David: You walk over to it and you can look out. Is that what it's for?

Bellman: Yes.

Larry David: All right, excellent. I think I got everything. The floor is for standing. I think I got it. It's kinda complicated. I'll go over it again.

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[after Larry turned down sex from Cady Huffman because she had a Bush picture in her dressing room]

Jeff Greene: What the fuck were you thinking! A picture of Bush, who gives a flying fuck? I'd fuck her with a Bush mask on!

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Christina: [at dinner] Did you know that spicy food makes a man's cum taste delicious?

Larry David: I did not know that.

[douses his food with hot sauce]

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