Bellman: This is your key, access to your room. It's a card. This is a card slot. Simply insert the card into the slot, there's a beeping, wait a second, firmly apply pressure, and in you go.
Larry David: That's fascinating.
Bellman: Some of the amenities quickly. You have a telephone; dial 9 to get out. Uh, a television here. And you have a remote control for power on and off, channel up and down, volume up and down. A minibar also underneath.
Larry David: Got it, got it.
Bellman: Thermostat for air temperature control.
Larry David: Yeah, I've seen those.
Bellman: Uhh, bathroom with a shower.
Larry David: To turn on the water you go like that with your wrist and the water comes out?
[makes twist motion]
Bellman: Y-yes. Uh, the cold is on the right.
Larry David: Uh-huh, okay. And that's a window?
Larry David: You walk over to it and you can look out. Is that what it's for?
Larry David: All right, excellent. I think I got everything. The floor is for standing. I think I got it. It's kinda complicated. I'll go over it again.
[after Larry turned down sex from Cady Huffman because she had a Bush picture in her dressing room]
Jeff Greene: What the fuck were you thinking! A picture of Bush, who gives a flying fuck? I'd fuck her with a Bush mask on!