Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: I'm sorry, Woody. You know, we tried this once before.
Det. Woody Hoyt: We have?
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Yeah, you know, that time in California.
Det. Woody Hoyt: Jordan, that was like a kiss I'd give my aunt.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: You French kiss your aunt?
Lily Lebowski: Is it just me, or is there something seriously wrong with Jordan?
Dr. Mahesh "Bug" Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Now there's a loaded question.
Det. Woody Hoyt: It shouldn't take a man this long to get to first base, Jordan.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: I don't know, Woody. I'm really not into baseball analogies. They remind me of my dad, you know. And then I got him in my head. And that gets even really warped for me.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: [to Dr. Stiles] You know me... I'm all about the mental health.