Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Don't worry about it, I'm a big girl.
Dr. Garret Macy: Yeah, and he's a psychopath.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: And I'm not?
Detective Matt Seely: [while opening a body bag, a cat jumps out] Well, there's something you don't see everyday.
Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Well, now that the cat's out of the bag.
Lily Lebowski: [Seely and Bug chuckle] That is not funny.
Dr. Garret Macy: [Garret and Bug are beginning the Leviathon's victim's autopsy. As Garret makes the Y-incision, nasty yellow fluid comes gushing out of the body's abdomen- both men yell and jump back] Even for me, that was disgusting.
Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Yeah, now my feet are cold and wet.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: She's cute.
Det. Woody Hoyt: Who? Her?
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Yeah.
Det. Woody Hoyt: Hadn't noticed. I'm serious. I hadn't.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: You know, that's what I love about you, Woody.
Det. Woody Hoyt: What?
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Oh...
Det. Woody Hoyt: What, Jordan? What do you love about me? Come on!
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Heard about the macho, action hero ending tonight.
Det. Woody Hoyt: Yeah. Thanks to your tip. You know, Jordan, every once in awhile, you do something that makes all the rest of it worthwhile.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: You know, because it's been a long night, and I'm still freezing my ass off, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Det. Woody Hoyt: Come on, let me buy you a hot toddy.
Intern: Thought this might help.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: I'm sure that'll warm the cockles of my heart.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Who was that?
Detective Matt Seely: You wouldn't happen to know any songs about taking a dump would you?