Franklin: [Jay is seen running in the distance] Hey,hey,hey, it's Fat Albert! How-buh are-buh you-buh do-bing?
Marty Sherman: Dad, watching you run that marathon was the proudest two and a half days of my life.
Jay Sherman: I can't die like this! I have holes in my Little Mermaid underwear!
[Doris is dragging Sherman down the stairs]
Doris: Let me know if you're suffering any brain damage...
Jay Sherman: [falsetto] Dance with me, Tony! Dance with me!
Doris: You're fine.
Bob Costas: Welcome back to our coverage of the New York Marathon. Now it's time to get "Inside the Jock" with some of the more courageous athletes who have competed in the race, like New York's own governor, Mario Cuomo.
Mario Cuomo: After deep soul-searching, I have decided to run.
[Cuomo runs a few steps and then stops]
Mario Cuomo: I have decided not to run.
Man in Audience: Please, Mario, we want you to run!
Mario Cuomo: The people have spoken. I am running.
[Cuomo runs a few more steps and then walks back to the starting line]
Mario Cuomo: Eh, maybe next time.