Jay says, "One of these days, Alice ..." like Ralph Kramden.
Jay says he's seen all of William Shatner's movies, including this one
Mr. T leads a team of bodyguards for Jay called "The J-Team"
a Fox network executive calls Jay and asks him to emulate Bart, Homer, Marge, and Maggie
referring to James Caan, William Shatner shouts "Caaannnn!" like he shouted "Khaaannnn!" in the movie
William Shatner hosts "Celebrity 911"
Humphrey the Hippo is a parody of Barney
a security man at the camp talks about searching various kinds of houses for Jay, like Gerard in the film
Jay reviews Jim Carrey in "Abraham Lincoln: Pet Detective"
Jay reviews Howard Stern in Disney's "The Cockroach King"
Jay reviews Keanu Reeves in "Speed Reading"