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(TV Series)

(1994)

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[on Phillipsvision, a machine that changes sad film endings to happier ones]

Jay Sherman: I don't want Rhett coming back to Scarlett. I don't want the guy from "My Left Foot" to become a punter for the Bears. I want Debra Winger, Ali MacGraw and Bambi's mother to die!

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Jay Sherman: What if we find a cure for your disease, like in that film, "Lorenzo's Oil"?

Duke Phillips: Isn't that the picture you called a mixture of fantasy and crap?

Jay Sherman: Yes! I dubbed it "Fantacrap"!

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Duke Phillips: Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, the goat god.

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Duke Phillips: Thank you, Jay. After I die, you can eat my brain. It will give you power.

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Jay Sherman: I did it! Oh, I'm a doc, a happy sneezy doc!

[yawns]

Jay Sherman: Ooh, I'm a sleepy happy sneezy doc. If I don't get to bed, I'll be a grumpy dopey sleepy happy sneezy doc.

[pause]

Jay Sherman: Bashful.

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Duke Phillips: [on the phone with Webster's Dictionary] How bout that other word I invented, "Duke-licious?" No one's using it? What a "Duke-tastrophe... "

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[in Jurassic Park 2]

John Hammond: You may have us, but you'll never get off the island!

Raptor: [with a well spoken English accent] I beg to differ. For you see, the other Raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there, I shall lie low and assume odd jobs under the name "Mr Pilkington." But perhaps I've said too much...

[smokes a pipe]

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