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(TV Series)

(1994)

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[Jay dreams he's in Jurassic Park]

Jay Sherman: Help, help! Or at least put me in a better Spielberg movie!

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Jay Sherman: Hello, and welcome to "Coming Attractions." Tonight we'll be reviewing "Barney the Dinosaur: The Motion Picture." Just look who got $10 million to play Barney!

Marlon Brando: This is so humiliating. You know I had to lose 100 pounds to play a dinosaur? Can't even see through the eyeholes on this thing.

[He bumps into a wall and falls down. All the kids laugh]

Kid: Hey! Barney's being funny!

Marlon Brando: No, I'm not. I don't do comedy. Not since "The Freshman," that piece of crap. I don't know what I was thinking, making that picture, let me tell you.

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Franklin: Good news, son. I've found the perfect mate for you. Her name is Barbie and she's from Malibu. Now, she has a boyfriend named Ken, but he's not much of a man,

[whispering]

Franklin: ...I checked.

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Eleanor: Franklin, my life is an endless grey corridor.

Franklin: Hmm, I've been there too. Usually there's a midget making googly eyes at me. I call him Mr. Picolini.

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Duke Phillips: Make him squeal!

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Franklin: There's a reason there's a banana in my ear. I'm trying to lure the monkey out of my head.

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Franklin: Oh, Wilson, my wife is happy again!

Owl: Who?

Franklin: My wife, Eleanor.

Owl: Who?

Franklin: My wife, Eleanor.

[hours later]

Owl: Who?

Franklin: My wife, Eleanor.

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