Dr. Spencer Reid: Are you hacking into the government HMO database? Is that legal?
Penelope Garcia: Of course not. We'll both go to prison and you'll be someones bitch.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Really?
Derek Morgan: Suspect's cell is going straight to voicemail.
Dr. Rachel Howard: Karl's a good man.
Derek Morgan: That's what everybody says until they find a body in the basement.
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: He's so gorgeous.
Dr. Spencer Reid: If you find baldness and wrinkles attractive.
Jason Gideon: Karl Arnold, he has a boy and a girl, just like the Millers and the Crawfords.
Aaron Hotchner: Target family will be the same.
Dr. Rachel Howard: How could I not have seen it?
Derek Morgan: Well, because he's that good. If he wasn't, we would have caught him sooner.
Jason Gideon: He tells the mother, "Don't scream or I'll kill your children." He tells the children, "If you cry, I'll kill Mommy."
Jason Gideon: When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Jason Gideon: [opening quote] Dr. Thomas Fuller wrote: "With foxes, we must play the fox"
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: [Looking at baby Jack] It's so gorgeous
Haley Hotchner: Thank you
Dr. Spencer Reid: If you find baldness and wrinkles attractive
Penelope Garcia: Look at his little, witty, bitty nose!
[to Derek who walks in]
Penelope Garcia: Don't you want one of these?
Derek Morgan: Hm, I'll stick to practicing
Dr. Spencer Reid: How about pharmaceuticals? Nobody gets therapy these days without a healthy dose of medication
Penelope Garcia: What are you implying, Reid?
Dr. Spencer Reid: That everyone is medicated
Penelope Garcia: Did you just make a joke?
Dr. Spencer Reid: No! I meant statistics. They... they show it...
Penelope Garcia: Next time just say "Yes" okay?
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: [On the just arrested unsub] Did he say anything?
Jason Gideon: No. Can we tie him forensically to the other crimes?
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Negative on foreign DNA. He must have washed Crawford's clothes
Jason Gideon: Then we'll need a confession
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Can you get one?
Jason Gideon: Did you do what I asked?
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Yeah
Jason Gideon: Then maybe