Jeff: I've got the key to the gates of paradise; but I've got too many legs!
Patrick: There's one thing I don't get here. You've seen this woman on the train and you find her attractive, right?
Patrick: And you haven't had sex with her?
Patrick: You see my problem?
Steve: Let me explain, Patrick. Here on earth, there is a gap between seeing someone you like and having sex with them that we like to call *conversation*. In Jeff's case, it can last for up to ten years.
Patrick: Are you saying I don't converse? I converse. I talk to women.
Steve: Well, do the women talk too?
Patrick: [pause] Well, they must do.
Steve: So, she's gorgeous and you're definitely in... what's wrong this time?
Jeff: This is the worst one ever! I can't even talk about it!
Steve: Jeff, Jeff. I know about the Giggle Loop, the Sock Gap, the Nudity Buffer and what you said to Audrey Watkins. Believe me there is nothing you can possibly say that will surprise me. So what's the trouble?
Jeff: I've got too many legs!
Susan: Sally, for once in your life, why not appreciate a man for what he is, not what you can make him into?
Sally: I'm going to do that. Of course I'm going to do that.
Jane: So, when can we meet him?
Sally: When he's finished.
Sally: [Sally is afraid about her boyfriend Liam meeting her male friends] What if they talk about sex?
Susan: What if?
Sally: What if Liam tells them about me? I can't stay friends with men who know what I'm like in bed. I'd have to kill them.
Susan: Alright, so you're saying you've killed every man you've been to bed with?
Jane: Ohhh! I thought they just stopped phoning.