I am a prison for sperms. Those poor little tadpoles have been sentenced to life in Jeff Murdock's groin. And let me tell you, that can be a pretty lonely place.
I'm sure you always... lend a hand.
Well, yeah, there's that. But that's not what the boys are wanting, is it? See, they want to think they're going somewhere when they go. I keep thinking about my brave lads all excited on the launch pad, and then suddenly it's "Uhh, no! Daylight!"
Written by David Rose
Hummed and grunted by Richard Coyle
as he performs a striptease in the main conference room,
and, again, performed by orchestra as Julia begins her striptease with the music continuing during the closing credits See more