It's time for Susan and Steve to redecorate the flat, but that's going to mean Steve achieving the biologically impossible: a man having an opinion about fabric. His dilemma is made no easier when, dropping by Susan's apartment unannounced, he gets a view of Sally that opens his eyes to the beauty that is Australia. Patrick is having car trouble, or so he says. And Jeff's old buddy "Captain Subtext" is there to explain it all. Written by
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As of this episode, Steve has seen all three of the regular female characters naked. See more
When Sally throws the towel at Steve, he lowers it when the camera angle changes. When it changes back, he's holding it where it was before. See more
You bring these things into our homes! They sit on our chairs! They WATCH our televisions! I-I just need to know, on behalf of all men everywhere, I just need to ask, please - WHAT are they FOR? I mean, look at them! Look at the chubby little bastards sitting around everywhere! I mean, what are they? Pets for chairs?
Come on - you sell them - what are they for?
Senior Shop Assistant
Well... you sit on them.
Ah! Hahahaha. Y'see, that's where you're wrong! Nobody sits on them. Watch this. Here's the ...
References Doctor Who
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
Music by Osvaldo Farrés
English Lyrics by Joe Davis
Performed by Mari Wilson See more