It's time for Susan and Steve to redecorate the flat, but that's going to mean Steve achieving the biologically impossible: a man having an opinion about fabric. His dilemma is made no easier when, dropping by Susan's apartment unannounced, he gets a view of Sally that opens his eyes to the beauty that is Australia. Patrick is having car trouble, or so he says. And Jeff's old buddy "Captain Subtext" is there to explain it all. Written by
Did You Know?
The story originated from a problem writer Steven Moffat
and producer Sue Vertue
had in their relationship. She arrived at his office one day with a suede cushion and asked him for his opinion on it. He was completely unable to come up with one. See more
[Steve is ranting about the usefulness of sofas, after discussing the unusefulness of cushions
But Susan, Sally, Jane! This is a sofa. It is designed by clever scientists in such a way so as to shield the unprotected user from the risk of skin abrasions, serious head trauma, and, of course...
[drops to floor behind sofa, then pops back up
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