Theo: Dad, Denise is hogging the bathroom!
Cliff: Well, use the one downstairs.
Theo: The small one? That's for guests!
Cliff: Well, pretend you don't live here!
Theo: Dad, it's not fair!
Cliff: What do you mean, it's not fair? There's two men living in a house with 4 women. We're lucky we have a gas station around the corner!
[Theo comes out with a huge amount of shaving cream on his face]
Cliff: [chortling] Just promise me you won't lose the razor in there.
Theo: I put on too much, didn't I?
Cliff: Oh, no. Sometimes I use three to four cans myself.
Dr. Wexler: As you all know this hospital is number one, and that's because we go after talent that the other hospitals overlook. We've got blacks, we've got native Americans, we've got Hispanics, we've got Asian Americans, we have even got a Texan.