Corner Gas (TV Series)
Whataphobia (2004)
Lorne Cardinal: Davis Quinton
Quotes
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Brent Leroy : Oh, hey, Mum. Davis? What's up?
Emma Leroy : After Oscar's rampage, I went down to Stan's to apologize and...
Davis Quinton : She punched him out.
Emma Leroy : He was being a jackass!
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Davis Quinton : So you see, everyone on Earth could be descendants of the last Battlestar.
Lacey Burrows : I didn't see where that was going. Now that you've explained it, I see it goes nowhere.
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Karen Pelly : [over the police radio] Davis? Come in, Davis.
Davis Quinton : Go ahead, Karen.
Karen Pelly : We got a 10-19 in progress.
Davis Quinton : Trouble at the Mini Putt?
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Davis Quinton : Fear is natural. It's what makes us human. It's what separates us from the animals.
Wanda Dollard : That and opposable thumbs.
[beat]
Wanda Dollard : And pants.
Hank Yarbo : Roller-blading.
Wanda Dollard : Any kind of bipedal locomotion.
Karen Pelly : We can make fire. Animals can't make fire.
Hank Yarbo : Well, if you don't count dragons.
Wanda Dollard : [Awkward pause] Actually, there's a lot that separates us from animals.
Davis Quinton : [dryly] You had me at pants.