Corner Gas (TV Series)

Tax Man (2004)

Janet Wright: Emma Leroy

Quotes 

• Oscar Leroy : Why'd you come in person? You ever hear of a telephone? It's a handy invention, I'll show you how it works sometime.

  Marvin Drey the Taxman : We did call.

  Oscar Leroy : You did not!

  [flashback, Oscar is on the phone] 

  Oscar Leroy : What are you calling me on the phone for? My taxes paid for this call! You got something to say, you come here and say it in person. Get in the car, you ever hear of a car? It's a handy invention, I'll show you how it works sometime!

  [hangs up] 

  Emma Leroy : Who was that?

  Oscar Leroy : I don't know, some jackass!

• Emma Leroy : What are you looking for?

  Oscar Leroy : Nothing.

  Emma Leroy : Nothing? You're just rummaging around in a box for no reason?

  Oscar Leroy : Not for no reason, I'm looking for something.

  Emma Leroy : Well, what are you looking for?

  Oscar Leroy : Nothing!

  Emma Leroy : If you're looking for your "Garfield" books, I threw them away.

  Oscar Leroy : I'm not looking for my "Garfield" books. Why would you throw away my "Garfield" books?