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(TV Series)

(2005)

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Brent LeRoy: Yeah, Wes is crazy, this coming from the man who once punched a skunk.

Oscar Leroy: He had it coming!

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Hank Yarbo: I think what Brent is trying to say here, Wes, is that we came here for a good time. Even though you called us a bunch of nimrods.

Wes Humboldt: I didn't call you a...

Paul: Earlier, he called you a bunch of useless ragtags...

Hank Yarbo: Just stay out of this, Paul! You just want us to bet so we'll buy more beer and whatnot at your place.

Paul: Well, duh.

Hank Yarbo: Ragtag? I don't think I like the sound of that.

Brent LeRoy: Sticks and stones, Hank. They're just words.

Paul: He also called you mamby-pambies.

Brent LeRoy: Oh, someone wants their teeth kicked in.

[Wes just looks confused]

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Brent LeRoy: [making a toast] To victory!

Lacey Burrows: To perfect attendance.

Wanda Dollard: [who's drunk] To the internal combustion system, baby!

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Davis Quinton: [shortly after Karen and Davis have been playing baseball, breaking someone's window in the process, Fitzy's Grandma has called the police to report some vandalism]

[Karen comes out of the house, holding a baseball]

Davis Quinton: Uh-oh.

Fitzy's Grandma: Some darn kids just broke my window! Hooligans. Kids today have no respect for other people's property.

Davis Quinton: I'm sure they were good kids, they were probably just afraid.

Karen Pelly: Yeah. And, er... embarrassed.

[she and Davis go to leave]

Fitzy's Grandma: Yeah, but what about my window?

Davis Quinton: You should pay your gambling debts, ma'am.

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Hank Yarbo: Great. I can already taste Wes eating those nachos.

Brent LeRoy: Okay, let's ignore Hank's disturbing image.

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Player 1: [looking at Brent's team] Hey, they only have 9 players!

Brent LeRoy: Ah, crap. Hey, Wes, a bear! A big bear!

[Not surprisingly, Wes doesn't fall for it. Oscar glares at Brent]

Brent LeRoy: What?

Oscar Leroy: Jackass.

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Brent LeRoy: You show me where in the rule book it says you need 10 players.

Karen Pelly: Actually, it's rule number one. Each team must have 10 players.

Brent LeRoy: Nice helping, Karen.

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Umpire: [to Wes] You were safe.

Wes Humboldt: I was out!

Karen Pelly: You were safe by a mile, ya cheater!

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Brent LeRoy: No need to argue. You were out.

Wes Humboldt: Damn right I'm out.

Brent LeRoy: Oh, look, Wes, it's Lacey.

Wes Humboldt: [looks behind him, Lacey waves] Ah, crap.

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