Brent LeRoy: Yeah, Wes is crazy, this coming from the man who once punched a skunk.
Oscar Leroy: He had it coming!
Hank Yarbo: I think what Brent is trying to say here, Wes, is that we came here for a good time. Even though you called us a bunch of nimrods.
Wes Humboldt: I didn't call you a...
Paul: Earlier, he called you a bunch of useless ragtags...
Hank Yarbo: Just stay out of this, Paul! You just want us to bet so we'll buy more beer and whatnot at your place.
Paul: Well, duh.
Hank Yarbo: Ragtag? I don't think I like the sound of that.
Brent LeRoy: Sticks and stones, Hank. They're just words.
Paul: He also called you mamby-pambies.
Brent LeRoy: Oh, someone wants their teeth kicked in.
[Wes just looks confused]
Brent LeRoy: [making a toast] To victory!
Lacey Burrows: To perfect attendance.
Wanda Dollard: [who's drunk] To the internal combustion system, baby!
Davis Quinton: [shortly after Karen and Davis have been playing baseball, breaking someone's window in the process, Fitzy's Grandma has called the police to report some vandalism]
[Karen comes out of the house, holding a baseball]
Davis Quinton: Uh-oh.
Fitzy's Grandma: Some darn kids just broke my window! Hooligans. Kids today have no respect for other people's property.
Davis Quinton: I'm sure they were good kids, they were probably just afraid.
Karen Pelly: Yeah. And, er... embarrassed.
[she and Davis go to leave]
Fitzy's Grandma: Yeah, but what about my window?
Davis Quinton: You should pay your gambling debts, ma'am.
Hank Yarbo: Great. I can already taste Wes eating those nachos.
Brent LeRoy: Okay, let's ignore Hank's disturbing image.
Player 1: [looking at Brent's team] Hey, they only have 9 players!
Brent LeRoy: Ah, crap. Hey, Wes, a bear! A big bear!
[Not surprisingly, Wes doesn't fall for it. Oscar glares at Brent]
Brent LeRoy: What?
Oscar Leroy: Jackass.
Brent LeRoy: You show me where in the rule book it says you need 10 players.
Karen Pelly: Actually, it's rule number one. Each team must have 10 players.
Brent LeRoy: Nice helping, Karen.
Umpire: [to Wes] You were safe.
Wes Humboldt: I was out!
Karen Pelly: You were safe by a mile, ya cheater!