Corner Gas (TV Series)

Safety First (2005)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• Lacey Burrows : [at the Ruby Café]  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, come on. You can't quit. Who'll bus the tables?

  Ruby Cook : [his first lines of the series]  Is that all you see me as? A busboy? You don't know that I've always wanted to work on a llama farm!

  [He walks out] 

  Lacey Burrows : Yeah? Well, be careful. They bite your fingers off.

  Brent LeRoy : Oh, that's not going to work. Danger is part of the allure of llama farming.

  Lacey Burrows : Did you know he wanted to work with llamas?

  Brent LeRoy : I didn't even know he could talk.

• [Karen shows her drawings for the bike-safety coloring book] 

  Lacey Burrows : I think it's good! It's good! It reminds me of that artist, uh, um...

  Brent LeRoy : Beethoven?

  Lacey Burrows : He was a composer. He couldn't draw.

  Brent LeRoy : Exactly.

• [Hank has a new job working for the town] 

  Brent LeRoy : You okay, Hank?

  Hank Yarbo : Lots of pressure. Pop Rocks, please, grape, and pop. Can, can of pop.

  Karen Pelly : Pop Rocks and pop? Won't that make your stomach explode?

  Hank Yarbo : Live free or die.