Corner Gas (TV Series)

Ruby Reborn (2004)

Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard

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Quotes 

• Hank Yarbo : [upon seeing the changes to the coffee shop]  What the hell did she do to this place?

  Brent LeRoy : Here we go. Would ya settle down Hank? It's just a little different.

  Hank Yarbo : Different? We're in the seventh circle of Hell here! Look, look at this, where's the old clear salt and pepper shakers? I mean you can't see inside these ones, how are you supposed to know which is which?

  Emma Leroy : One shaker's black and one shaker's white.

  Brent LeRoy : Take a leap of faith.

  Hank Yarbo : What if it's a trick?

  Wanda Dollard : Then shake some on your hand first.

  Hank Yarbo : That's unsanitary.

  Brent LeRoy : I've seen you eat gum off your shoe.

  Hank Yarbo : What's that got to do with anything?

• Hank Yarbo : Hey Wanda, what do you know about this Lacey?

  Wanda Dollard : I know she doesn't have cataracts, so you don't have a chance.

  Brent LeRoy : Scorch!

• Hank Yarbo : [referring to the changes to the coffee shop]  I'm gonna fight this.

  Emma Leroy : It's her place, she can do what she wants with it.

  Hank Yarbo : Well, I got two words for you; boycott. I'm gonna put this place out of business.

  Brent LeRoy : Hank, if you had the power to put companies out of business by just not being a customer, why am I still able to buy mouthwash?

  Wanda Dollard : Yeah, and deodorant.

  Emma Leroy : Clean underwear.

  Brent LeRoy : Books.

  Wanda Dollard : Pants that fit.

  Emma Leroy : Nail clippers.

  Brent LeRoy : Dandruff shampoo.

  Wanda Dollard : Um... dental floss.

  Emma Leroy : Toilet paper.

  Oscar Leroy : Pick-up trucks.

  Brent LeRoy : You don't know what we're doing, do you, Dad?

  Oscar Leroy : Shut up!

• [front page of the Dog River Howler, headline: "Big City Woman Destroys Local Landmark". Sub-headline: "What kind of name is Lacey?"] 

  Lacey : [entering, reading the newspaper]  Well, that's fair.

  Brent LeRoy : Yeah. Hi, Lacey. I was kinda hoping you wouldn't see this.

  Wanda Dollard : The guy who runs the paper's just desperate for a story. You're the biggest news to hit town since that little space rock landed in Anderson's farm.

  Brent LeRoy : Killed one of his chickens.

  [front page of the Dog River Howler, headline: "Death From Above"] 

  Brent LeRoy : He tends to sensationalize. So don't panic, it's not that bad.

  Lacey : Oh yeah, I suppose. I mean they could have run a photo of me in a Hitler moustache tossing puppies into a wood chipper.

  Hank Yarbo : Does such a photo exist?