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(TV Series)

(2005)

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Lacey Burrows: Hey, I got saddled with writing a blurb for the town plaque. Do you guys know how Dog River got its name?

Constable Karen Pelly: It's Dog River because from way up in the sky the river is shaped like a dog's leg, so the pioneers called it Dog River.

Lacey Burrows: The pioneers had an aerial view?

Constable Karen Pelly: Oh, yeah. They built aerial silos with... okay, I made it up.

Sergeant Davis Quinton: Well, it's simple, Lacey. The first Europeans to settle the area called it Dagsarivija after their village in the old country. Some northern European language.

Lacey Burrows: Danish?

Sergeant Davis Quinton: No, thanks. I had breakfast at home.

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[Oscar thinks a famous country singer stole a song idea from him]

Oscar Leroy: Listen, I pay your taxes! I want you to go to that concert and arrest Dewey Macleod!

Constable Karen Pelly: Sorry, Oscar. You waited too long to report any malfeasance.

Sergeant Davis Quinton: Yeah. Plus it never happened.

Constable Karen Pelly: Plus copyright infringement is a civil matter.

Sergeant Davis Quinton: Plus Saskatoon's out of our jurisdiction.

Oscar Leroy: Stupid pluses!

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[Thunderface - Brent, Wanda, and Hank's high school rock band - rehearses for the first time since 1986]

Hank Yarbo: That is so totally awesome to play again! Totally awesome!

Wanda Dollard: He is totally saying "awesome" too much.

Brent LeRoy: I know. Gag me.

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Lacey Burrows: How did Dog River get its name?

Emma Leroy: Oh, I think I heard something about that once, but I don't remember it.

Lacey Burrows: Oh. I want to put it on the town plaque.

Emma Leroy: Oh, really? You don't want to bother with that. It's a dull story.

Lacey Burrows: I thought you said you couldn't remember it.

Emma Leroy: I don't. That's how dull it is.

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[Thunderface plays at the hotel bar]

Oscar Leroy: Not my cup of tea.

Sergeant Davis Quinton: Not a fan of rock and roll, eh?

Oscar Leroy: It's just too derivative of the heavy glam rock of the '80s.

Emma Leroy: Totally!

Oscar Leroy: Play some B.T.O. or something!

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Brent LeRoy: You know what's really depressing?

Wanda Dollard: That I just agreed with Hank about something?

Brent LeRoy: That's peculiar and unnerving.

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Oscar Leroy: [talking about the song that he wrote that apparently a country singer has stolen off him] Mona the Monkey? Errol the Squirrel?

Lacey Burrows: Casper the Ghost, Dennis the Menace.

Constable Karen Pelly: Tony the Tiger.

Sergeant Davis Quinton: Winnie the Pooh.

Lacey Burrows: Soup of the day.

Oscar Leroy: You're all smart! Maybe Tony the Pooh doesn't know when he's being ripped off. You ever think about that?

Lacey Burrows: Maybe just half a cup for you today.

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Brent LeRoy: [to Hank] Let me guess: you're broke.

Hank Yarbo: What makes you say that?

Wanda Dollard: Because you're staring at the cash the way Hank stares at cash.

[pauses]

Wanda Dollard: Oh my God. You've become your own metaphor.

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Lacey Burrows: [about Thunderface] I thought you said they were good.

Paul: No, I said I loved them. They're hysterical!

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Hank Yarbo: [after Davis unplugs their amps] Hey, what are you doing, man? That's the thing that makes us loud!

Wanda Dollard: Well, don't lost him with the technical mumbo-jumbo.

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