Corner Gas (TV Series)

Picture Perfect (2005)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• [Brent enters Corner Gas with his huge, vintage 1973 instant camera] 

  Brent LeRoy : It works fine. It takes pictures. That's what a camera is supposed to do, isn't it?

  Wanda Dollard : Exactly. And if it comes with a matching thermos, all the better.

  Brent LeRoy : Matching thermos. Nice. You got any more wisecracks?

  Wanda Dollard : Yeah. How much gunpowder do you put in the flash tray?

  Brent LeRoy : Hilarious. Any more?

  Wanda Dollard : If you took a picture of me right now, would I come out wearing a bonnet?

  Brent LeRoy : Are you done?

  Wanda Dollard : If you point that thing at a...

  Brent LeRoy : You're done.

• Brent LeRoy : I bought this digital camera, but I can't figure it out. I think it might be busted.

  Hank Yarbo : Let me try.

  Brent LeRoy : [Hank successfully takes a picture with the camera]  Yeah, well, I haven't read the manual all the way through yet.

  Lacey Burrows : You threw it away, didn't you?

  Brent LeRoy : It was in French.

  Lacey Burrows : Well, I bet the other side was in English.

  Brent LeRoy : Couldn't tell. It was upside down.

• Hank Yarbo : [playing on a bar trivia team with Lacey]  Hey, Wanda's here. We should get her on our team. She knows everything.

  Lacey Burrows : Nobody knows everything.

  Brent LeRoy : [looking at his new digital camera]  What exactly is a megapixel?

  Wanda Dollard : It determines the resolution of the image.

  Karen Pelly : Wanda, what are the house odds in roulette?

  Wanda Dollard : Straight up pays out 35 to 1, but house odds increase with double zero bets.

  Hank Yarbo : What's the capital of Canada?

  Wanda Dollard : Ask a nine-year-old.

  Hank Yarbo : [to Lacey]  See?

• [Oscar has stolen a garden gnome from next door] 

  Oscar Leroy : Your mother thinks this gnome looks like me.

  Brent LeRoy : I don't think so.

  Oscar Leroy : [to Emma]  See?

  Brent LeRoy : I think you look like that gnome.

  Oscar Leroy : Stop being smart!

  Brent LeRoy : [to the gnome]  Oh, cool trick, Dad. I didn't even see your lips move.

• Brent LeRoy : Boy, my camera sure took an emotional beating today, poor thing. Everyone's teasing it because it's not digital.

  Emma Leroy : You figure they're teasing the camera, and not you.

  Brent LeRoy : Tease me, tease my camera - we're a team.

  Emma Leroy : Well, you should get a new one - stay current! Stay on top of the trends - that's how you stay in the now.

  Brent LeRoy : In the now - we're eating tuna casserole!

  Emma Leroy : It's retro - retro's trendy.

  Brent LeRoy : Ah... well, I'm not getting a new camera just for the sake of getting a new camera. This thing works fine, nothing wrong with it.

  Oscar Leroy : Damn right - glad to hear you talking some sense for once.

  Brent LeRoy : Wow, I must be way off base on this.