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(TV Series)

(2004)

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Karen Pelly: I didn't sleep with Hank!

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Karen Pelly: Hey, uh, you don't have any of those fishing magazines, do you?

Wanda Dollard: Hmm?

Karen Pelly: You know, with photos of guys... fishing?

Wanda Dollard: Are you okay?

Karen Pelly: I didn't sleep with Hank!

Wanda Dollard: [alarmed] What?

Karen Pelly: I don't know what you heard, but I didn't sleep with him! Yes, maybe we... made out, and maybe it was... incredible, but I didn't sleep with Hank!

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Wanda Dollard: This is an intervention. You have a problem!

Karen Pelly: I don't have a problem.

Wanda Dollard: Yes, you do. You... slept with Hank.

Karen Pelly: I didn't sleep with Hank!

Wanda Dollard: Well then why are you telling everybody you slept with him?... Do you have a substance abuse problem?

Karen Pelly: When he goes fishing, he's different... he talks about the string of life and the indelible eternal string...

Wanda Dollard: Are you on something right now? Let me check your pupils.

Karen Pelly: He was like Brad Pitt in 'A River Runs Through It'... or 'The Horse Whisperer'. He was like... the Fish Whisperer.

Wanda Dollard: The Fish Whisperer? LISTEN TO YOU! You slept with Hank and you're not making any sense! That's why you need this intervention!

Karen Pelly: I didn't sleep with Hank!

[echoes]

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Karen Pelly: I can't believe you're sending me in without back-up.

Davis: It's just a fishing trip Karen.

Karen Pelly: But it's with Hank, twelve hours, killing fish.

Davis: If it gets to you, you don't have to kill him, just throw him into the lake.

Karen Pelly: I wasn't worried about the fish.

Davis: I wasn't talking about the fish.

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Emma Leroy: I remember. You want Alphagetti.

Oscar Leroy: If you remember, why did you bring home Dinogetti?

Emma Leroy: What difference does it make?

Oscar Leroy: You can't spell with dinosaurs!

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Brent Leroy: I wanted to write 'Lacey is a cow', but I couldn't find a W.

Lacey Burrows: [enters] You don't have to do that. I took down the 'Brent is an ass' sign.

Wanda Dollard: [disappointed] Aw!

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Emma Leroy: Oscar, can you wait outside for a second?

Oscar Leroy: Why?

Emma Leroy: I have to buy some... female things.

[Oscar is outside almost instantly]

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