Corner Gas (TV Series)

Hair Loss (2005)

Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo

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Quotes 

• Brent LeRoy : [about his hair]  I'm going bald, Hank. These things are like lemmings.

  Hank Yarbo : Lemmings go bald?

  Lacey Burrows : Lemmings follow each other off cliffs and jump to their deaths.

  Hank Yarbo : Just 'cause they're going bald?

• Lacey Burrows : [re: Brent and his baldness]  Hank, he's cracking jokes about it.

  Hank Yarbo : Those aren't jokes. Those are humourous cries for help. I mean, sure, yeah, on the outside he's all Clowny the Clown, but on the inside he's in pain. He's like Painy the Clown.

  Lacey Burrows : Painy the Clown?

  [She imagines a children's party entertained by Painy the Clown] 

  Parent : Sorry, Painy, but you're the worst clown we've ever seen. You're fired.

  [Painy tweaks the parent's nose] 

  Parent : OW! ... See? This is what I'm talking about!

• [Wanda has bought an odd-looking lamp] 

  Wanda Dollard : It's a Roger Featherstone. The value of this stuff went through the roof after he went blind in 1903.

  Hank Yarbo : I think he made this one in 1904.

  Wanda Dollard : Because you and your nine Metallica tee shirts know a lot about style?

• Emma Leroy : [after Hank rewires the lamp]  It's worthless now!

  Wanda Dollard : You knew it was a Featherstone! Ah, I can't believe I fell for that smalesy-granny crap!

  Emma Leroy : Wait. You knew it was worth money, and you still tried to keep it from me?

  Wanda Dollard : I have a weird thing for elephants.

  Emma Leroy : You were going to rip me off.

  Wanda Dollard : You were going to rip me off!

  [they pause, glaring at each other, then Wanda laughs] 

  Wanda Dollard : Gees, you're a crafty old broad.

  Emma Leroy : [also smiling]  I swear, you're more like me than my own son!

  [they hug] 

  Hank Yarbo : So... you're not going to fight then?

  Emma Leroy : Not with each other.