- Karen Pelly: All right, what have you got for me?
- Paint Store Clerk: It's inconclusive.
- Karen Pelly: Inconclusive's not good enough. Dig deeper. Follow the evidence!
- Paint Store Clerk: Geez, it's just a paint store. Why do you want to know all this stuff, anyway?
- Karen Pelly: I'm working on a cold case.
- Paint Store Clerk: Cold case? Who cares?
- Karen Pelly: Look, just tell me, how long does spray paint last?
- Paint Store Clerk: I called the company. They said 15 years, 20 at the most.
- Karen Pelly: 15 years... Thanks.
- [leaves]
- Elderly Customer: [approaches counter, holds up paint sample] Is this green?
- Paint Store Clerk: [panicking] I don't have all the answers!
- Karen Pelly: [Karen is trying to figure out who spray-painted "Grad '68" on the water tower] I think I got a good lead on a cold case.
- Davis: Hey, great work rookie. What is it?
- Karen Pelly: Well, take a look at this picture of the water tower.
- Davis: [Uninterested] Not "Grad '68".
- Karen Pelly: This picture was taken in 1972.
- Davis: How much did it cost to get these pictures blown up?
- Karen Pelly: But look the water tower's unmarked.
- Davis: You got 'em dry-mounted, that's like 20 bucks each!
- Karen Pelly: Why would someone paint "Grad '68" if it wasn't 1968?
- Davis: I don't know. But if you figure that one out, you'll be halfway to; I don't give a damn!
- Karen Pelly: Everybody was in on this crime, it's sort of like "The Orient Express".
- Brent LeRoy: I think I ate there once.
- Karen Pelly: No, the Agatha Christie book. All the suspects teamed up to do the crime.
- Hank Yarbo: Well, I guess I don't have to finish reading that one!
- Davis Quinton: At least I'm not...
- Karen Pelly: Blonde? Thin? Pretty?
- Davis Quinton: [pouts] I'm pretty.
- Hank Yarbo: It's not fair, Brent, it's just not right.
- Brent LeRoy: [Wanda and Lacey give Brent puzzled looks] I switched the signs back. The Men's Room is once again the Men's Room.
- Hank Yarbo: How am I supposed to eat in there now?
- Brent LeRoy: How am I supposed to forget you said that?
- Oscar Leroy: Well that's the problem with kids:sure they're gonna experiment with booze, but by the time you're thirteen you should be able to hold your liquor.
- Karen Pelly: Right.
- Oscar Leroy: I always told Brent "You're too drunk to drive, you call me. I'll come right away. And kick your..."
- Oscar Leroy: Are you saying I'm that easy to distract?
- Emma Leroy: Look Oscar, this spoon's dirty
- [holds up a spoon]
- Oscar Leroy: Really?
- [Oscar starts to clean the spoon]
- Brent LeRoy: [about the new signs Lacey has put on the bathroom doors - the Roman symbols for man and woman] I think people are going to say 'Am I a fat guy shooting arrows or a fat guy fighting vampires?'