- [First lines]
- Lacey Burrows: You look tired. Are you sleeping enough?
- Brent Leroy: 4, maybe 5 hours a night.
- Emma Leroy: You should lay off the coffee.
- Brent Leroy: I need it.
- Emma Leroy: Why?
- Brent Leroy: I only sleep 4, maybe 5 hours a night!
- Emma Leroy: Too much coffee's bad for you.
- Lacey Burrows: Says who?
- Emma Leroy: Says here.
- [indicates The Howler]
- Lacey Burrows: Ukrainian dance night?
- Emma Leroy: Next to that! It says you're not supposed to have more than 3 cups.
- Brent Leroy: 3 cups? That's for preschoolers or something... and they get nap time.
- Lacey Burrows: Everybody deserves a vice, Emma.
- Brent Leroy: Exactly.
- Lacey Burrows: Sex, drugs, coffee... let Brent have at least one of those.
- Brent Leroy: I can never tell if you're on my side or not.
- Lacey Burrows: Hey... so how's your little contest going?
- Brent Leroy: Oh, you heard about that, did you?
- Lacey Burrows: You stopped buying coffee, it shows on my balance sheet. Are you sure you can quit? You drink a lot of...
- Brent Leroy: Don't push your stuff on me, Rico, I'm clean!
- Lacey Burrows: You're going to go through caffeine withdrawal.
- Brent Leroy: I'll be fine... 2 large Cokes please.
- [Lacey hands him a glass of milk]
- Brent Leroy: Ah, tryptophan, that'll help.
- Brent Leroy: Do you think there's such a thing as caffeine gum?
- Lacey Burrows: I could let you chew on a used coffee filter...
- Brent Leroy: See, you say that, but I know you won't.