Corner Gas (TV Series)

Dog River Vice (2005)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• [First lines] 

  Lacey Burrows : You look tired. Are you sleeping enough?

  Brent Leroy : 4, maybe 5 hours a night.

  Emma Leroy : You should lay off the coffee.

  Brent Leroy : I need it.

  Emma Leroy : Why?

  Brent Leroy : I only sleep 4, maybe 5 hours a night!

  Emma Leroy : Too much coffee's bad for you.

  Lacey Burrows : Says who?

  Emma Leroy : Says here.

  [indicates The Howler] 

  Lacey Burrows : Ukrainian dance night?

  Emma Leroy : Next to that! It says you're not supposed to have more than 3 cups.

  Brent Leroy : 3 cups? That's for preschoolers or something... and they get nap time.

  Lacey Burrows : Everybody deserves a vice, Emma.

  Brent Leroy : Exactly.

  Lacey Burrows : Sex, drugs, coffee... let Brent have at least one of those.

  Brent Leroy : I can never tell if you're on my side or not.

• Lacey Burrows : Hey... so how's your little contest going?

  Brent Leroy : Oh, you heard about that, did you?

  Lacey Burrows : You stopped buying coffee, it shows on my balance sheet. Are you sure you can quit? You drink a lot of...

  Brent Leroy : Don't push your stuff on me, Rico, I'm clean!

  Lacey Burrows : You're going to go through caffeine withdrawal.

  Brent Leroy : I'll be fine... 2 large Cokes please.

  [Lacey hands him a glass of milk] 

  Brent Leroy : Ah, tryptophan, that'll help.

• Brent Leroy : Do you think there's such a thing as caffeine gum?

  Lacey Burrows : I could let you chew on a used coffee filter...

  Brent Leroy : See, you say that, but I know you won't.