Conan: Season 1, Episode 1The Heart of the Elephant: Part 1 (22 Sep. 1997)Director:Gérard Hameline |
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Conan: Season 1, Episode 1The Heart of the Elephant: Part 1 (22 Sep. 1997)Director:Gérard Hameline |
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| Episode cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Ralf Moeller | ... | ||
| Danny Woodburn | ... | ||
| Robert McRay | ... | ||
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Andrew Craig | ... |
Vulkar
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| Jeremy Kemp | ... | ||
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Aly Dunne | ... | |
| Andrew Divoff | ... | ||
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Kimberly Kelley | ... |
Tamira
(as Kim Kelley)
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Steven Mattila | ... |
Yara
(as Steve Matilla)
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| Cindy Margolis | ... |
Hissah Zul's Serving Girl
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| Daniel Riordan | ... |
Narrator
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| Richard Burton | ... |
Crom
(archive footage)
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| Edward Albert | ... |
Dor
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| Mickey Rooney | ... |
Gobe
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Arthur Burghardt | ... |
The Skull That Talks
(voice)
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(spoiler)
Not quite sure where to start. Eh....worst movie, ever. Honestly. Just...what, what the hell happened here. Okay,. No. Worst movie ever.
>> How does knowing a girl for about five days constitute her being your True Love? >> WHy is that other chick even in the movie at all? >> Head shaking??? >> Jan....the archer...indoors??? At night time when the sun is shining into the cave?!
Genuinely, like...this is fundamental stuff.
Okay, and then Conan's "true love" is killed (after all that), and he kisses the other random woman on the same day as he buries the corpse of his "love" under a pile of rocks.
Oh, and since when is this part one?! Did they run out of money or what? Does part two actually have an ending, and who would buy it?!
Elephant? Elephant? What the hell? And how can he talk? And what is his purpose in the movie?!?
And the bit where they are supposedly climbing up a cliff...but they are obviously climbing along level ground with a tilted camera.
And the sword master?! I hope he never works again.
Worst movie ever.