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Vim Fuego: I could play "Stairway To Heaven" when I was 12. Jimmy Page didn't actually write it until he was 22. I think that says quite a lot.

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Vim Fuego: I mean, we'd be as rich as the Stones if only we'd sold as many records as them.

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Den Dennis: You're lucky I don't knock your fuckin' head in.

Sandy Johnson: There's no need to get violent, is there? And try not to swear so much, please, for the sake of this film...

Den Dennis: You can always put in a fucking bleep, can't you?

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Cashier: Two pounds and five pence, please, love.

Den Dennis: Two quid? Two quid for one bloody sausage?

Cashier: That's right, love. Two pounds and five pence.

Den Dennis: Right, where's the camera?

[Holds sausage up to camera]

Den Dennis: Look.

[to cashier]

Den Dennis: What's the name of this place?

[Cashier backs away]

Den Dennis: Well, anyway, it's a rip-off. Look, they're charging two quid for one bloody sausage! So don't come here!

Cashier: It was clearly marked, love. Sausage, beans and chips, two pounds and five pence.

Den Dennis: Well, I haven't got two quid, have I? Can I have half a sausage for a quid?

Cashier: No you can't.

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