Clueless (TV Series)

Driving Me Crazy (1996)

Sean Holland: Sean Holiday

Quotes 

• Mr. Dunny : [opening lines]  Now, class, in order for you to become members of the driving community, you're going to have to actually read and memorize this.

  [displays driver handbook] 

  Jasmine : Guys, listen to this. Left turn from a two-way street onto a one-way street, right turn from a one-way street to a two-way street.

  [sighs] 

  Jasmine : This is supposed to make sense?

  Cher Horowitz : Jas, you just transferred here from New York...

  [becomes voiceover:] 

  Cher Horowitz : I think she is still a little jet-lagged.

  Sean Holiday : Ah, Mr. Dunny, when I get to a T-intersection, am I allowed to make a U-turn, because that's two different letters?

  [class laughs] 

  Mr. Dunny : I know this might seem complicated, and I wish I had a lot of big, fuzzy puppets to explain it to you all, but I don't, so instead, we're just gonna go straight to our first training film, Wheels of Tragedy.

• Cher Horowitz : [raising her hand]  Uh, Mr. Dunny, could we maybe postpone this whole driving thing, like... till we're thirty?

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Hello, Mr. Dunny... you really should just excuse me from this, because I don't need it. Murray or his replacement will be driving me everywhere, so...

  Sean Holiday : [grinning]  Unless you get replaced first.

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [jeering at him]  If!